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Turn it on again

SOFIA, Bulgaria — Sticking to a rakia-fueled promise to return to the region by year’s end, I’m back in the Balkans.  Although not as a permanent thing yet, I am slowly working toward this pipe dream.

The business end of this two-week trip is visiting the Kosovo Institute of Journalism and Communication, to which I applied this past summer.  I punted admission  til next year for a variety of reasons (working for the Mercury News and too many loose ends with this house of higher learning, among others).

My goals are fairly modest: Scout out this school and avoid parasitic infections. Anything else is just accoutrement.

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Bulgaria Air gets my airline of the year award. This newish Airbus A319 from London to Sofia was white, without any logos or identifiable features other than the standard ID numbers.  However, the cabin was filled with comfy leather chairs. Beautiful flight attendants provided a paper cup filled nearly to the top with Bulgarian merlot,  a ham sandwich and a copy of the Sofia Standart newspaper. Passengers greeted the metal bird’s landing with muted applause.

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I’m staying at the Communist-era Sofia flat of Yasen, a 23-year-old graffiti artist whom I met through CouchSurfing.  He lives with this mother, Laura, younger brother, and 95-year-old grandfather.

Albin

 

Albin karaokes in central Pristina. Nate Tabak, 2009.

Albin karaokes in central Pristina. Nate Tabak, 2009.

 

Albin picks up. The 20-something Pentecostal Renaissance man (a former or current pastor, depending on the source) who believes that the Rapture is near cannot come to dinner. He’s at church, in the middle of a service, but will join us at the bar later. Thank God for the cellular phone.

I’m taking it easy tonight. In Pristina this means not ordering booze every time your glass is empty. Red wine with dinner, so I get a Coke. Still on Cipro for the food poisoning. Likely the delicious ĉevapi in Prizren, but no one believes this. They’re convinced that my weak American digestive system couldn’t handle minced-meat sausages served with mounds of kajmak (clotted cream); no way could it have been bacteria because of lax food preparation standards. In any event, the crash course in Kosovar living is over without injury or infidelity.

 

Albin’s with his bubbly, blonde lady friend, Yllka. For 25 minutes they speak with Bashkim in Albanian about genitalia sizes. The notebook is out, and I need to talk to Albin. Albin the Jim Jarmusch enthusiast. Albin the bearer of a get-out-of-apocalypse-free card and a license to debaucherize. Albin the man with a line into some Pristina rappers, including Nora, the hotel receptionist. Albin the key to a prime radio piece.

After some clarification about the unethical nature of paying reporting subjects, Albin agrees to introduce me to these rappers the next day. A righteous dude, even if he believes I’m going to Hell.

Jesus is just alright with me.”

Visoki Dečani

Visoki Dečani Monastery, western Kosovo. Nate Tabak, 2009.

In quick succession, the black-clad monk administered a holy trinity of beverages: water (father), espresso (son) and raki (holy ghost) accompanied by chocolate and poppy seed cookies. A kamilavka hat concealed abundant gray hair that matched his beard whose length reflected what were most likely decades of celibate life in one of Serbian Orthodoxy’s holiest sites, Visoki Dečani monastery, in western Kosovo. This was a hardcore holy man, and his appearance made me think of the eerie footage of Serb paramilitary forces being blessed by a priest before they went on to perpetrate in Srebrenica the worst atrocity of the Bosnian civil war.

Yet, here he was graciously serving Kosovar Albanians, a French EULEX official and an American Jew — all guests at Visoki Dečani, protected by Italian KFOR soldiers who tote large assault rifles. It was a remarkable scene in what might assume to be a chamber in the Serbian nationalist heart, an organ that pumped bloody destruction throughout Kosovo and maintains that the country is Serbia despite clear evidence to the contrary. While these nationalists could hold up this awe-inspiring 14th century complex as a prime example of their claim, the monks here apparently have more important concerns in their lives devoted to God.

As I nursed my beverages — which brought relief to an empty stomach ravaged by deliciously acquired food poisoning and the Cipro treatment — a much younger monk, tall, slender with black hair and a couple of pimples, Ilarion, took a seat at the long wooden table on Decani’s second floor and began a wide-ranging talk that seemed to embody the very essence of Christ. Shifting at ease between English and Serbian, with helpings of Albanian and French, he made only a passing reference to this virulent ultranationalism when he politely declined to have any of his words recorded, citing potential exploitation by extremists. Indeed, he spoke of love, divinity, monastic life, the universal nature of religion, even throwing Descartes into the mix. I had wanted to ask him about the whole Kosovo problem, but it didn’t seem relevant or appropriate, though he probably wouldn’t have minded.

A few hours later, chants in Old Church Slavonic harmoniously mingled with incense inside Decani’s medieval house of worship, illuminated only by candlelight for evening prayers. Shadows danced along the walls and ceiling, where frescos depicting biblical scenes waxed and waned in lightness and darkness, punctuating their competing yet symbiotic influences of East and West in an allegory of modern Kosovo. Standing in the back of the church with my secular Muslim Kosovar Albanian companions, I saw Bashkim cross himself several times and Adrijana wipe away tears.

This is what Kosovo could be.

The infant’s teething

1. Packs of wild dogs roam the streets, but it’s all good.

2. The power goes off a couple times a day, but it’s all good.

3. Toilet paper, soap and clean water are privileges, but it’s all good.

4. Pavement is optional, but it’s all good.

 

Lying awake in bed last night, I was wrestling with what to say about this infant of a country. I’d been here for a few days soaking it all in — and up, in the case of raki — without really dwelling on that much of this country remains in a Dickensian condition, with a healthy international military presence to keep a lid on ethnic violence between Albanians and Serbs. 

 

Indeed, this is all true, yet something more compelling going on: This place, Pristina in particular, is blossoming into a civil society that has largely broken free from the siege mentality that permeated everything and everyone during my short visit in 2006 when Kosovo was still a UN-administered province of Serbia.

 

A city once dark, depressing and desolate now bustles with life as people crowd streets lined with cafes, bars, restaurants and shops with little acknowledgement of the prevalent muck and decay. Conversations that seemed to dwell on war now take on aspirant qualities with talk of better futures, starting businesses, getting advanced degrees, and making music and art.

 

Dardan, a former Kosovo Liberation Army member who resembles Jon Lovitz and identifies himself as a Jew at heart, gracefully made the transition from guerilla fighter to real-estate investor, and now works for Phillip Morris International.  Talking in a dark café — whose air was thick with smoke likely thanks in good part to Phillip Morris — over copious amounts of Peja lager and raki, Dardan said it was difficult initially to balance the ideals of a freedom fighter of those of capitalism; I offered that perhaps becoming an entrepreneur represented part of the freedom for which he fought.

 

My man of action, Bashkim, and some of his compatriots still maintain that this struggling, tiny nation is a “shithole, but my shithole”) moving at a slovenly pace toward European integration.  Shithole, perhaps, but a special shithole with a brighter future.

 

Dragan, an official in Kosovo’s European transition agency, shared similar sentiments when we talked today in his central Pristina office, which included coffee service. As a Macedonian who has traveled to and from Kosovo frequently during the past five or six years, he said the progress is “remarkable,” acknowledging the many challenges in a country full of red tape and bureaucratic corruption. There is also the little matter of the global recession, which he said government has yet to acknowledge.

 

Another teensy problem: Negligible participation from Kosovo’s largest minority, the Serbs, who largely view as illegitimate Kosovo’s declaration of independence. But I will take that up later after making a longer trip to Mitrovica, the northern city divided between Serbs and Albanians that has been the site of recent clashes. We did a quick visit today and were not attacked, which happened to Bashkim when he was reporting there a few years ago.

12-hour Pristina night

Only in Pristina: Drinking and dinner included a former KLA fighter turned venture capitalist who thinks I should invest with him, two hired Roma musicians, a 27-year-old Vermont state representative, a Kosovar born-again Christian rocker and other assorted folk. 

We’re still recovering from this productive evening and a little encounter with Kosovo police. But Bashkim managed to avoid a speeding ticket (97 kph in a 60 zone) after telling them that I’m an American journalist Jew, which apparently means that drivers of such people are exempt from traffic laws. Perks, indeed.

Kosovo

It was a long road of crazy Albanians, but we’ve finally made it to Kosovo after an epic drive through progressively backward Balkan backwaters. (This helps explain the lack of Internet chatter on my part, since widespread Internet access isn’t exactly a cornerstone of second- and third-world Europe.)

Surprisingly little trouble, except two Albanian customs agents at the Montenegrin border had me pour them some homemade slivovitz. I’m assured that this was courtesy, not bribery.  There’s also the little matter of Albanian driving.  More on that later. But Bashkim is a hero behind the wheel.

We arrived in Kosovo late last night, getting a warm welcome from Bashkim’s parents, who live outside Pristine in Fushe Kosove/Kosovo Polje.  This delightful place is the symbolic epicenter of the great Balkan clusterfuck (see Battle of Kosovo in 1389, then Milosevic’s 1989 rant before hundreds of thousands of Serbs).

It’s on

“Nate, man, can you please pass me the slivo,” Bashkim said, referring to the bottle of plum moonshine next to me in the backseat of his 1998 Opel Corsa. This wouldn’t have seemed out of the ordinary had my Kosovar Albanian friend/fixer/translator/driver not been at the wheel of the his European hatchback as it braved the Croatian toll road somewhere between Zagreb and Split amid rain and violent winds about 3 a.m.

Bashkim had so far demonstrated remarkable skill and discipline at the wheel, and I, having not slept in the past 36 hours was in no position to argue. Sensing my discomfort with the alcohol enterprise, Bashkim reassured me that he required just a drop of the potent liquor — made by his girlfriend’s father — on his tongue just for the purposes of stimulating his senses.

Such began the road to Kosovo.

The crazy-haired psychiatrist not so elusive anymore

Balkanized Brunch‘s three-month hiatus has paid off: Former Bosnian Serb leader and accused war criminal Radovan Karadzic was arrested by Serbian authorities after spending more than a decade on the run.  Could Ratko Mladic be far behind?

The elusive, crazy-haired psychiatrist

karadzic.jpgThe hunt for Bosnia’s most-wanted war crimes suspect, Radovan Karadzic, is showing signs of life. Today Bosnian Serb police searched the residences of two former bodyguards less than a week after EU and NATO forces raided the homes of his wife, daughter and aide. However, given that the Bosnian Serb wartime leader has evaded capture since 1995 in an area the size of Vermont, the prospects of nabbing this man and ascertaining the status of his coif seem a bit slim.

Karadzic, for the uninitiated, is a veritable man for all seasons. A poet and psychiatrist, Karadzic is accused of genocide in connection with a slew of war crimes committed during the 1992-1995 Bosnian civil war including the massacre of as many as 8,000 Muslim men and boys at Srebanica.

Unfortunately, he and fellow fugitive Gen. Ratko Mladić — the accused architect of much of the slaughter — are considered heroes by many Bosnian Serbs. Despite the generous bounties on their heads, these renaissance men likely will remain free for some time to come.

Kosovo finds more love

Croatia and Hungary (aka Kolbaszorszag) have joined the growing list of countries that recognize Kosovo’s independence. Naturally, Serbia responded by recalling its ambassadors from both countries.  Hopefully this won’t screw over the few hundred thousand Hungarians living in the Serbian province of  Vojvodina.  At least Magyar State Secretary Marta Fekszi Horvath has their back: 

         We think it is not in the interests of the Serbian government for the Hungarians in Vojvodina to suffer atrocities.”

That’s called sticking it to them, Magyar style.