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KIJACed

Well, I’ve finally made it to the fabled Kosovo Institute of Journalism and Communication.  Scooped up by a green and white SUV at the Grand Hotel, I was greeted by “Me KIJAC (pronounced k-eye-jack) driver” and taken several miles to the outskirts of town.  The building, with a great view of the power plant, is some kind of communist-era warehouse or factory that got an IKEA treatment.  But after meeting with the director, I am reasonably certain that this place exists and may be a good fit.

As for the trip itself, things are clicking after a few hiccups and a little food poisoning.  I’m staying up in the hills at the home of Isa, a 50-something property investor, and his son Adiran, who works for an advertising agency. 

Everybody seems to be checking me out on the street. Maybe it’s because I’m wearing the best jacket in the world.  In Bulgaria, one person assumed I was skinhead.  Another thought I was a “ho-mo-sexual.” Apparently, I haven’t graduated to gay skinhead yet.

Fighting my own Kosovo battle

My apologizes for the hiatus. My ailing organism is on the mend in Berkeley. If you’ve been following my Twitter, you know that I’ve been fighting a second case of Kosovo-perversion-acquired food poisoning for the past week or so. Yes, this republic has been an abusive lover, but what a lover she is. There is still so much to say. More to come pending further recovery.

Venet

The devout Muslim buys me a beer.

“It’s all about love, man,” Venet, a bartender, says in a thick Albanian accent between sips of Schweppes Bitter Lemon.

We’re standing near the back of Depot, where Shpat Deda — Kosovo’s version of James Blunt — is having minimal success at moving a crowd that’s more interested in the DJ with whom he’s alternating sets at the popular Pristina nightclub. (“Can you please talk a little lower,” he softly pleads at one point, alone onstage with an acoustic guitar and harmonica.)

Well in excess of 2 meters tall, Venet towers most of the participants in the ritual of bumping, grinding, smoking and drinking. The young man who has submitted himself to God and prays five times a day at whichever mosque is closest has little use for this escapist orgy that defines the Pristina nightlife. Yet somehow he’s here, enjoying myself more as an observer than a participant.

“You seem to be on a different level than these people here,” I say over the mix of ’80s dance music. “Not better or worse, but you see the world differently.”

A wide grin appears on Venet’s face.

“You get it, man” he says before describing the “lost” years of drugs, booze, chasing women, and an unspecified tragedy that led to his rebirth in Islam. Although most people in Kosovo are Muslims, what they practice is best described as Albanianism — a cultural Islam that embraces life’s excesses.  So Venet’s transformation was more akin to conversion than anything else.

“Are you having fun, enjoying yourself? Need another beer?” Venet asks.

I order a mineral water, to the consternation of our more leisure-inclined companions as Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” comes on.

Visoki Dečani

Visoki Dečani Monastery, western Kosovo. Nate Tabak, 2009.

In quick succession, the black-clad monk administered a holy trinity of beverages: water (father), espresso (son) and raki (holy ghost) accompanied by chocolate and poppy seed cookies. A kamilavka hat concealed abundant gray hair that matched his beard whose length reflected what were most likely decades of celibate life in one of Serbian Orthodoxy’s holiest sites, Visoki Dečani monastery, in western Kosovo. This was a hardcore holy man, and his appearance made me think of the eerie footage of Serb paramilitary forces being blessed by a priest before they went on to perpetrate in Srebrenica the worst atrocity of the Bosnian civil war.

Yet, here he was graciously serving Kosovar Albanians, a French EULEX official and an American Jew — all guests at Visoki Dečani, protected by Italian KFOR soldiers who tote large assault rifles. It was a remarkable scene in what might assume to be a chamber in the Serbian nationalist heart, an organ that pumped bloody destruction throughout Kosovo and maintains that the country is Serbia despite clear evidence to the contrary. While these nationalists could hold up this awe-inspiring 14th century complex as a prime example of their claim, the monks here apparently have more important concerns in their lives devoted to God.

As I nursed my beverages — which brought relief to an empty stomach ravaged by deliciously acquired food poisoning and the Cipro treatment — a much younger monk, tall, slender with black hair and a couple of pimples, Ilarion, took a seat at the long wooden table on Decani’s second floor and began a wide-ranging talk that seemed to embody the very essence of Christ. Shifting at ease between English and Serbian, with helpings of Albanian and French, he made only a passing reference to this virulent ultranationalism when he politely declined to have any of his words recorded, citing potential exploitation by extremists. Indeed, he spoke of love, divinity, monastic life, the universal nature of religion, even throwing Descartes into the mix. I had wanted to ask him about the whole Kosovo problem, but it didn’t seem relevant or appropriate, though he probably wouldn’t have minded.

A few hours later, chants in Old Church Slavonic harmoniously mingled with incense inside Decani’s medieval house of worship, illuminated only by candlelight for evening prayers. Shadows danced along the walls and ceiling, where frescos depicting biblical scenes waxed and waned in lightness and darkness, punctuating their competing yet symbiotic influences of East and West in an allegory of modern Kosovo. Standing in the back of the church with my secular Muslim Kosovar Albanian companions, I saw Bashkim cross himself several times and Adrijana wipe away tears.

This is what Kosovo could be.

The elusive, crazy-haired psychiatrist

karadzic.jpgThe hunt for Bosnia’s most-wanted war crimes suspect, Radovan Karadzic, is showing signs of life. Today Bosnian Serb police searched the residences of two former bodyguards less than a week after EU and NATO forces raided the homes of his wife, daughter and aide. However, given that the Bosnian Serb wartime leader has evaded capture since 1995 in an area the size of Vermont, the prospects of nabbing this man and ascertaining the status of his coif seem a bit slim.

Karadzic, for the uninitiated, is a veritable man for all seasons. A poet and psychiatrist, Karadzic is accused of genocide in connection with a slew of war crimes committed during the 1992-1995 Bosnian civil war including the massacre of as many as 8,000 Muslim men and boys at Srebanica.

Unfortunately, he and fellow fugitive Gen. Ratko Mladić — the accused architect of much of the slaughter — are considered heroes by many Bosnian Serbs. Despite the generous bounties on their heads, these renaissance men likely will remain free for some time to come.

Kosovo finds more love

Croatia and Hungary (aka Kolbaszorszag) have joined the growing list of countries that recognize Kosovo’s independence. Naturally, Serbia responded by recalling its ambassadors from both countries.  Hopefully this won’t screw over the few hundred thousand Hungarians living in the Serbian province of  Vojvodina.  At least Magyar State Secretary Marta Fekszi Horvath has their back: 

         We think it is not in the interests of the Serbian government for the Hungarians in Vojvodina to suffer atrocities.”

That’s called sticking it to them, Magyar style. 

  

Flavor Express is now boarding.

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